{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}