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{"type":"standard","title":"Italian occupation of Corsica","displaytitle":"Italian occupation of Corsica","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3075488","titles":{"canonical":"Italian_occupation_of_Corsica","normalized":"Italian occupation of Corsica","display":"Italian occupation of Corsica"},"pageid":31149091,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Flag_of_Italy_%281861-1946%29_crowned.svg/330px-Flag_of_Italy_%281861-1946%29_crowned.svg.png","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Flag_of_Italy_%281861-1946%29_crowned.svg/1500px-Flag_of_Italy_%281861-1946%29_crowned.svg.png","width":1500,"height":1000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285427142","tid":"baad754a-1889-11f0-8888-af995be0c73b","timestamp":"2025-04-13T17:07:07Z","description":"WWII event (1942–1943)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_occupation_of_Corsica","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_occupation_of_Corsica?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_occupation_of_Corsica?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Italian_occupation_of_Corsica"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_occupation_of_Corsica","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Italian_occupation_of_Corsica","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_occupation_of_Corsica?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Italian_occupation_of_Corsica"}},"extract":"The Italian occupation of Corsica refers to the military occupation by the Kingdom of Italy of the French island of Corsica during the Second World War, from November 1942 to September 1943. After an initial period of increased control over the island, by early spring 1943 the Maquis had begun to occupy the hinterland. In the aftermath of the Armistice of Cassibile, the Italian capitulation to the Allies, the Germans evacuated Sardinia via Corsica and occupied the island with the support of Italian units who had defected to them. Italian troops under Giovanni Magli, the Maquis and Free French Forces joined forces against the Germans and liberated the island.","extract_html":"
The Italian occupation of Corsica refers to the military occupation by the Kingdom of Italy of the French island of Corsica during the Second World War, from November 1942 to September 1943. After an initial period of increased control over the island, by early spring 1943 the Maquis had begun to occupy the hinterland. In the aftermath of the Armistice of Cassibile, the Italian capitulation to the Allies, the Germans evacuated Sardinia via Corsica and occupied the island with the support of Italian units who had defected to them. Italian troops under Giovanni Magli, the Maquis and Free French Forces joined forces against the Germans and liberated the island.
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The Zurich Airport Skymetro is an underground airport people mover at Zurich Airport in Switzerland. The 1.1 km (0.68 mi) long system connects the airport's main Airside Center, Gates A, B and D with its mid-field Gates E, passing underneath Runway 10/28. The line opened on 1 September 2003, and was constructed by the Otis Elevator Company.
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